What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 11:49
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why is Harley-Davidson dropping diversity initiatives after the right-wing anti-DEI campaign?
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
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Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
What is it like to have an insanely beautiful girlfriend?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do people believe that global warming is man made?
Next, they tried...
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Everyone loved it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Then came..